Sharp Dean

Sharp Dean was kind of a dick to me in high school, but she turned out alright.

Early life
Sharp Dean was found naked in a New York sewer in 2005, having just recently entered this plane of existence. She attended North South Regional High, graduating in 402 with Jack Tramiel and a dot-matrix printer, and went on to major in making those little stars on your paper at the University of American Samoa. *cough cough, microphone feedback*

Trivia
Sharp Dean is not to be confused with "Sharpdene" from Homestar Runner, even though the both are essentially the same in terms of eyelash length.