God

"Circumcision is useful on to those who are holy and lawful, those who do not abide by gods law shall have their foreskin reattached." -God

*Ringing*

* Pick up*

Satanael-"Hey Dad"

God-"Hey Satanael, um I know its been awhile since we last talked, but its like... what is with these weird fanatics?"

Satanael-"What?"

God-"I mean its like i'm glad that people still believe I exist, Knock on wood, but fuck man these people from the Westboro baptist church are like actual cretins, like Jesus! (Yeah dad?) No I was using your name figuratively."

Satanael-"Tell bro I say hi!"

God-"Satanael says hi Jesus. Anyway how is it on your end of things?"

Satanael-"Oooh speaking of the shits at Westboro, one croaked today and when he arrived he was so befuddled! Jareth and I laughed our asses off! What an asshole that guy was!"

God-"Sounds hilarious! Um Satanael, I called for another reason."

Satanael-"Is it mom?"

God-"No your mother is...fine? I don't know she is still just as nervous as ever... especially since you know... the wedding."

Satanael-"Oh come on dad is that what this is about! You are invited! You may have took a steaming crap on my ideals of free will and shit and sent me to govern actual Hell, but I adjusted, got over it, and I am happier for it."

God-"I know but I feel as though I don't... that I don't deserve it for what I did to you, and also the gay thing in the Bible..."

Satanael-"Hey, it's in the past."

God-"I love you son."

Satanael-"I love you too dad." 滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽滑稽