The Great Consumption of 1956

The Great Consumption of 1956 was a catastrophic event in which Earth-M007's moon was assimilated into the sun, forcing a great migration of the Moon Knights away from their birthplace of the moon and onto the orbiting planet below.

Background

The Great Consumption of 1956 was set off by a major chain of events beginning with the Suez Crisis. Tensions brewing in the world over the Suez Crisis grew to a point where global-thermonuclear warfare was threatened by Isle of Man in response to the Egyptian ambassador, Jareth the Goblin King, urinating in the sacred chocolate fountain during a peace negotiations ceremony. Outraged by the news, U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower issued an executive order known as the "Nuke Them to Fuck and Back" Act of 1956 which was set to wipe Egypt off the face of the planet using a secret nuclear weapon the U.S. had been developing code-named "Juggle Bubbles". The order was fulfilled on March 19th, 1956 when the bombs dropped in various key locations all over the country, sending the Great Pyramids of Giza and Mini Golf parks flying towards the moon.